April 2012
my mom just told me that you can put Romney’s words and Rick Santorum’s words out of context or in context and they still sound like idiots.
and i think i’ve convinced her to vote for Obama.
meaning that this campaign period has turned two republicans into two independents.
well.
Life’s just not that easy right now.
March 2012
i love that moment when i’m drunk
and someone claims to be drunker than me
and i’m all challenge accepted.