flawless.

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls, via broseidonnnn)
concocted: “Green Trees”
the magic begins favourite character 
  • Potential employer: Have you ever received any awards or recognition?
  • Me: Well, Time magazine called me a lazy, entitled narcissist.